[spoof]crassmates[spoof]

This is the ranking of all my crassmates in ITE Dover. Holy Kao! Here are where you all rank in my heart, I hate you guys, not.

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[Frands] *why is wordpress showing me typo errors?!*

Jieren: my brainwashed gangmember.
TianFu: i want to rob his ds.
Derrick: Haven’t spoke to him much since he argued with other people’s girlfriend. has a broken leg.
YiQuan: God.

Minkuan: Proud shit, make me so stressed that I dropped more hair then eating maggie for breakfast, lunch, dinner everyday, and he doesn’t even know. *Cut myself*.
Wayne: Okay guy, Childish because he is good in vb.
Yangsheng: I like him alot, especially when he imitates Simon, reminds me of myself
Jonathan: He’s a rather okay guy, but likes to smoke and fight, and has an triad life at night, while in the day he is very good in his studies.
Alex: Proud face? Rich big deal? WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONARE?!
Adrian: Not close to him, except for the fact that he’s my classmate and he’s okay, and I mean okay. *winks*
Andrew: Born fighter from the Peninsular of Tarmela. Well versed in attack phrases like “Fuck” and “Kanina”, and is a top warrior in the School of Fine Games Academy at Tarmela.
Zixiang: Nice hair, pretty personality but I’m jealous so he goes to the but petty personality.
Juhardi: I’ve known him since 8760 hours ago, quite a horny lamer. ACTION ONLY. action don’t want to talk to me in class.
Jeremy: Also known him since 8759 hours ago, quite a multimedia professional and design god. Notice I used the word quite, meaning he’s still not my standard yet, thats why he’s still my good friend.
Nani: No comment, only know she make a guy argue in teary voice and taught him how to use proper ENGRISH.
Shafiqah: Great person, the only person who gives a damn about me even when I am so unpopular. So touched.
Hafiz(thin): No comment, I think his name is Mohammad Hafiz Plain Hassan. or did I remember wrongly? Nevermind, I always forget to care about others, and I only care about myself.
Hafiz(plump): Quite a joker, I am batman.
QinSheng: HE ROCKS. If I was a girl, I would drool over him. sorry mistook him for xiang yin.
WenDi : Okay guy. Fit. But I’m unhappy that his arms weren’t straight during NAPFA pullups. Although he do 20 pwn my 4 times, I’m sure he will fail if he do it straight arms. I’m always so sure I am correct. Believe me. I am. Really.
KahHao: Jay chou on the run.
Barry : Okay guy also. He sits near me during lessons, thats why I treat him like my friend. My friends must sit near me and must not make me stress and drop hair.
Zhibing: Not close to him, hardly see him in school, or rather, I hardly attend school aka SSE (Skip School Elite).
Howe: First civilized barbarian.
Patricia: Pon Pon Pata Pon
Xiangyin: Love.

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[:: DISCLAIMER ::]

All the stuff you see in this post, was posted out of fun and laughter, and I mean no harm or disrespect to anyone, although If you are a sensitive person and cannot take jokes, tell me, I will remove your name from the list and promise won’t tell anyone about it, but they probably will know seeing the name missing.

It is after a spoof. It means I took this list from some god’s blog, and I edited it to bring some laughter. Its not my original work and if you wish to see the real work of art :: Link ::

The truth is, I love my class, and although there are some parts of ITE education system that I don’t like / approve of, I still enjoy the time I spent in school. You guys and girls are the greatest, the most wonderful group of people who made my life in school one of the best.

I appreciate you guys and girls.