He’s still on the run, but we caught another one.

SINGAPORE: Another Jemaah Islamiyah member has been detained under Singapore’s Internal Security Act.
Rijal Yadri Jumari, 27, was arrested in February for his involvement in the terrorist group, the Home Affairs Ministry said on Sunday.

Ok, so we’ve arrested another JI Member. Congratulations, but, so?

This arrest came so timely, and so they cannot blame people for asking, is this arrest a distraction from their “Honest Mistake”. Where’s Mas Selamat?

Might he be..

hiding in the toilet again.

Mas Selamat has escaped for almost 1 month, and the general public still does not have the full story. How did he escape, an inside job? Or was it a solo planned escape?

I would propose the headlines like “Another JI Member detained, but where is Mas Selamat?”. We need answers, and even if they manage to arrest 32423169453 JI members, it still doesn’t change the fact that Mas Selamat is still missing. So much for Red Dot Singapore.

I’m not sure is it just the media running out of news to report or they think that its super interesting and people would be distracted by another JI Member arrest. OH Its so alright~ We didn’t get him, instead we got another one. Just as good right!?

AHHHH. Stop this nonsense. Where the hell is that Mas Selamat. He’s causing too much disturbances (I use the word disturbances because he probably can’t hold you hostage with his limping leg can he?) to everyone here in Singapore.

Imagine: “AH. YOU. I AM MAS SELAMAT.” *Holds up stinking limping leg and forcing it into your mouth.*.

But on the other hand, I would have to pity the newly arrested JI Member. He probably would not have the chance to perform the same stunt as his forerunner Mas Selamat did, which after the escape, Singapore Authorities would have probably beef up their security in their detention cells.

They should hire house elves and the cell doors would only be opened by the sliding of their finger nails. Dragons and stuff inside the cells, and automatic 1 hit kill rifles hidden in toilets if they do not finish their business in 10minutes.

Ok, that’s nonsense, but I’m sure the Singapore Media can do better. Wake me up when Mas Selamat is caught.

Yes, you guys are almost there, but not yet.